Blackberry Jokes of the day

So couple of Jokes hit my blackberry messenger today, hence thought I share it with you lot. As I don't know who composed the jokes can't give credit, hence bear with me.

1) Spelling Error
One spelling mistake can destroy many things:- How would you explain this if it were you? A husband wrote a message on his official trip to the wifey and forgot to add an 'e' at the end of a word......I'm having such a wonderful time, wish you were her !!!

2) Laugh it out
A man sits for hours looking at his Marriage Certificate. The wife asks, What are you doing?, and he answers: I'm looking for the expiry date.